Oh, and I didn't piss on your bird, all right? Chill out.
Disclaimer: I'm not really Oliver. If you think I am, please careen your car into the nearest ditch.
Roleplayer.
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Meet Steve Smith.
You spoil my brother. And Steve is a handsome pup! x
(Source: prettygirlfood, via iamatacoslut)
(Source: poisons-killed-my-heart, via fran-sex-me-joshua)
fran-sex-me-joshua - "What do I do when I am so in love with you, I forgot what I wanted to say. What do I do when I am so in love with you, I forgot what I wanted to say. If I just save you. No one does it better, no one does it better, no one does it oh, no one does it better, no one does it better, no one does it better, no one does it oh, no one does it better. I woke up this morning with a grudge the size of a short story, which now I have told you all."I’m so in love with you.
